Captain's Log

  • B.R.: wow amazon has deodorant subscriptions now?
  • B.R.: i just signed up to a 6 pack delivered every 6 months
  • B.R.: its WAY cheaper
  • Me: My phone died, can I get your #?
  • Justin: yea
  • Justin: lol
  • Me: So, uh what is it?
  • Justin: seriously?
  • Justin: i thought it was a pick up line

That’s right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.

—Red Dragon, Bone

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma within a paradox in an unmarked cardboard box, high on a dusty shelf…in the riddler’s apartment.


Jasper Sloan Yip


Oh Hai Mark! - The Room Tribute Game

Tommy Wiseau’s The Room is a cinematic masterpiece - not because it is an amazing movie, nor because it has an intriguing plot - in fact it is so incredibly bad that it proves that terrible things are some how good.

I’m happy to say that there is now an actual game dedicated to this “craptastic” film.  Surprisingly, this was made by Tom Fulp and his crew (the creators of Castle Crashers) over a span of a month.  It’s a pretty quick game but nonetheless, an amazing tribute.  It makes the movie almost legitimate…almost.